Vicki Ohlerking

Teenagers and first time car buyers may not quite know what questions to ask or what to look for in a car purchase.  This is why it is important for them to have someone that knows about purchasing cars so that they will get the most out of their purchase.

One of the first things experienced car buyers will look at is the auto gas mileage while the new purchaser may be looking at the stereo system.  Another thing experienced car customers will look at is the features that the vehicle has to offer including engine size, anti lock brakes and safety features.  Those purchasing a car for the first time will want to pay attention to the things that are important in purchasing a new car.

One of the few good things when you get fat is that all your friends ask you to play the role of Santa Claus for their kids. This year, thanks to my big beer belly, I’ve been asked to play this beautiful and rewarding role. I’m already looking for a Santa suit plus size, of course, as it has to accommodate a lot of extra pounds. The big surprise will be Santa’s vehicle.

I won’t have the classical sledge, but a 2CV Citroen, if you remember this gorgeous car model from the sixties. It is a convertible, so I pray to God that it won’t snow that night, or I’ll be inn big trouble. I also found a cool, big, white beard, which will help my disguise, and some dark glasses. Or maybe I should go for some colored contact lenses, what do you think?